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lanadelgayest:

crop topped the h*ck out

Why are you the cutest thing on this planet?

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lanadelgayest:

crop topped the h*ck out

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The bunnies lost their faith. I’m here to find it 😎

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  • Question: Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole. - Anonymous
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    flamingno:

    jackballs:

    i can’t believe you fit lana del rey in your ass

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swellower:

4/20 bathe it remember your hygiene kids

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braydaaan:

n-eam:

braydaaan:

"go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick

You’re clearly a guy

I’m clearly gay

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dulect:

" I think we’ll skip on the pizza tonight and have a home cooked meal"

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fabkebab:

if ur gonna be nice to me there is a 59382% chance im gonna like u

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lunaisqueen:

tardistiles:

hyperactivesovietninja:

 

rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.

annoyed, definitely.

pleased, definitely. 

god bless

This ad worked on me. I would definitely buy glasses from them.

Can I touch?

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straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

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vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

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I was scrolling through my dashboard and a gif of a huge throbbing penis just appeared and the lady behind me started laughing hysterically

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el-mediocre-gatsby:

When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat

el-mediocre-gatsby:

When you’re riding shotgun and your friends are having fun in the backseat

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legalmexican:

when you pull down his undies and the dick pop out 

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