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momcrotch:

I am seeing Lana del Rey…………tonight…….. …..

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fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via tylerslittleshit)

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greathaircut:

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it

(via vesley)

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vocaroo:

and-exhaleee:

vocaroo:

me pulling a knife on my grandma

IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT

yes and she’s gonna need it

(via kardashy)

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titytwochainz:

sugahstarshine:

look how scary that looks 

niggas be likei love my girl everyday of the month bro

titytwochainz:

sugahstarshine:

look how scary that looks 

niggas be like
i love my girl everyday of the month bro

(via phukers)

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thickmints:

thinferior:

alexgagkarth:

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to concerts

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to his concerts

Imagine having a boyfriend

(via awkward-lee)

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(via pastafaith)

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leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?

(via dewgongo)

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Holy fuck

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My brother can remember exactly where he leaves all of his toys, but not his last name. He currently thinks it is Doofenschmirtz

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Not Hannah. I mean Hannah

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camwtf:

I thought my eye looked cool

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